Vacant Possession Obsession

I can't drive down a street now without looking out for estate agents' boards.

Boards saying For Sale. To Let. Sold. Under Offer. Vacant Possession. It doesn't matter. I'll have a look.

Boards in areas I can afford, don't like, can't afford or would never dream of living.

Boards from estate agents I've been in touch with, never heard of, or studiously avoided.

I think it all means I'm getting board of househunting.