Estate Agents II

'It's a lovely house,' he said. 'But where is it?' I said.

'It's got an upstairs bathroom,' he said. 'Where's the location?' I said.

'And a fantastic kitchen/diner,' he said. 'That's nice,' I said. 'And where is it?'

'In one of the locations you specifically said you didn't want to live' he didn't say.

But I knew.