London house prices rise faster than ever?

Eh? That's what it says in the local rag.

Who's buying these houses - Tristan Farquahr Watshis Double-barrel surname face?

If everyone digs their heels in and doesn't buy until prices come down, we might get somewhere.

I might get somewhere. In south London. With 3 bedrooms. Off-road parking. And an upstairs bathroom.

Thankyouplease.