Terraced House Overload

It's hardly worth me checking the floorplans of places I can afford. I know before I even look what they'll be.

A door that generally opens straight into a lounge which is separated from the dining area by a staircase steeper than some parts of Everest. And off the back of this dining area, a kitchen, usually with a bog attached and a strip of green beyond that which passes for a garden.

Up those steep steps is a door either side, leading on to similar-sized bedrooms.

And that's all you can get for £200k - £240k where I'm looking.

Pah! Pathetic...