NIMBY

Where and when I move, I don't want to be overlooked by all and sundry in my back yard.

And I don't want the seemingly obligatory barbecue set rusting away in a corner.

I don't really need a shed for wasps to nest in.

And grass or decking, I don't mind either or neither.

Cos I doubt I'll be spending much time out there.

Not in my back yard.