Estate Agents

Well, it's about time they got a mention.

So far, I've been unable to tarnish any of them with the same brush, as so often happens to these easy targets of ridicule.

One turned up with the wrong keys. Another turned up with the right keys but the wrong technique and couldn't get into the house for ten minutes. Yet another didn't turn up until after the vendor had shown me round.

One was like wallpaper as I looked around the house. Another like a yapping mutt, snapping at my heels.

So far I must conclude that not all estate agents are the same. Now there's a turn up for someone's books.